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[Apr. 9th, 2007|08:51 pm] |
I've learned a few things in my few short years that you should never do, here they are:
1) NEVER drink hot chocolate too quickly and through a straw. You will burn your tongue and things will feel and taste like sand paper for a week.
2) Somethings will never go away like cockroaches, Ashlie Brigg's belt, Sanjaya, and badly written prose.
3) "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder is NOT romantic.
4) Certain movies should never be remade which leads to
5) Certain books should never be made into movies
6)There will always be that one goober in a college class who asks stupid questions that have aready been answered. This same character will also attempt to prove the professor wrong and will grin like a chesire cat while said professor is chewing them out because they have a Ph.D in the subject and the goober is a 23 year old failure.
7) Not everyone will like the same things as you do. Suck it up sweetheart
8) Don't talk down to short people, we might kick you in easily accesible places, such as your balls
9)Writing is really awesome. But you should only do it if you actually...know...how..to...............WRITE!
10) Is totally secret or unthought of.
*Really, this entire post is garbage. I'm tired and have writer's block and I need this garbage writing to see if I can come up with any inspiration to write anything remotely satisfying. I am failing miserably. Maybe my next post should be a writing excersie instead. |
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[Mar. 26th, 2007|07:51 pm] |
Warsaw Rising is driving me crazy. After five freaking years of working on this thing, I'm finally getting around to rewriting it for possible publication. So what do I do? I go on a writing marathon to try and fix it. Keeping my fingers crossed, I'm praying that the Zoja/Mikolaj thing doesn't go crazy.
And hopefully I won't kill off Feliks this time either.
Bah...NOVELS! |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2006|11:23 pm] |
There is nothing fantastically wonderful about July. It only means that there is one month left of summer until I am shoved wonderfully back into Kid Prison aka my high school. I have to deal with the Slutty McSlut Sluts that are the up coming freshmen and as a 5'0'' tall senior I think that is going to be a problem since, well, I look like a freshmen.
Also, I get to stare at Snow White's picture for an entire month on my Disney Princess Calender (another attribute to my Non-Seniorness. I don't seem to be 17 with this calender (though I lurve it) I seem to be 7).
Oh July. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2006|10:41 pm] |
bold tags?
My bold tagging sucks! |
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[Jun. 16th, 2006|10:34 pm] |
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The only person who loves me enough to bite me is this stupid mosquito that I can't find. Typical man, never around long enough for me to see and infinitely invisible to my anger. |
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[Jun. 15th, 2006|06:38 pm] |
Here's a funny story to pop the cherry of my el-jay. Well, I find it funny anyways and I may need a good laugh once in a while since my job is killing me.
My aunt has these kitties that she found in her attic and stuck in a little box. One's a girl kitty and the other is a boy kitty. Well, apparently the girl kitty got confused at thought the boy kitty was her mama and well...started to try an suckle the boy kitten's penis.
Yes, that's right folks, this cat gave it's brother cat his first blowjob.
Poor kitty. |
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